April 12th, 2011
Heidi Montags Surgeon Killed

Dr. Frank Ryan, a celebrity plastic surgeon whose patients embodied Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson Gucci Handbags, Adrianne Curry, and others, has died after driving his car off a scarp. Ryan, 50, had spent an p.m. aboard the shore with his dog, tweeting shortly ahead the accident:
?fter 25 annuals of driving at, I finally walked apt the altitude of the giant sand dune west of Malibu. Much harder than it looks! WHEW!??/p>
The good doctor’s Jeep worked over the side of the Pacific Coast Highway late yesterday afternoon, and he was affirmed dead by the scene. Despite salvage efforts by lifeguards and the Ventura County Fire Department, Ryan was trapped in his car and died of large pate injuries. Experts say he might have survived whether his airbags had looked more like the work he did on Heidi Montag’s chests.
…Too soon? Look, I understand it’s average to make amusement of someone’s tragic necrosis – and I have sympathy because his family and friends, for sure – but I kinda hated this guy before he died, because what kind of asshole performs a ridiculous number of procedures on a person like Heidi Montag? The woman ambitioned her boobs to be pumped up to free-for-all tits, for God’s sake; that’s not normal. Plastic physicians ride a fine line among assisting folk feel nice about themselves and pillaging above their insecurities, and I meditation this fellow crossed it. So repose in peace, Dr. Ryan, yet God doesn’t care what you look favor.
I’m pleased his dog survived, although. (See? I’m not heartless.)
